February 2012
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
I want a committed relationship.
parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house or have some money
parents: no
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
